Chris

Chris

Job: Unemployed Writer

Traits:

  • A geek
  • Overly logical
  • OCD
  • Agoraphobic
  • The moral one
  • Prone to rants

Hobbies:

  • Drawing
  • Video games

Relationship Notes:

  • Married to Nicole.
  • Attended undergraduate with Brandon.
  • Knows John through Brandon.
  • Once worked with Lawren.

Nicole

Nicole

Job: Freelance Editor

Traits:

  • Sarcasm
  • Comedy tourette’s
  • Insane levels of pop culture knowledge
  • “Fluent” in Cat-anese

Hobbies:

  • Social networking sites
  • Juggling
  • Couch Potato-ing
  • Turning TV theme songs into Cat-anese theme songs

Relationship Notes:

  • Married to Chris.
  • Comedy partners / friends with Brandon.
  • Knows John through Brandon.
  • Once worked with Lawren.

Brandon

Brandon

Job: Legal Video Work

Traits:

  • Depression
  • Failed relationships before they even start
  • Obssession with fashion

Hobbies:

  • Juggling
  • Yo-Yo’ing
  • Other hobbies that will not get you laid
  • Guitar
  • Mandolin

Relationship Notes:

  • Attended college with Chris and Nicole.
  • Works with John.
  • Knows Lawren through Chris and Nicole.

John

John

Job: Legal Transcription Coordinator

Traits:

  • Addiction to nicotine gum (despite never being a smoker)
  • Consistently happy
  • Obssession with Jimmy Johns Subs

Hobbies:

  • Surfing
  • Guitar
  • Drums

Relationship Notes:

  • Knows Chris, Nicole and Lawren through Brandon.
  • Works with Brandon.

Lawren

Lawren

Job: Aspiring Novelist (i.e. – perpetually unemployed)

Traits:

  • Always eating cookies
  • Absolute hatred of vegetables
  • Can never be without an electrical outlet
  • Current Celebrity Crush:
    Zac Efron

    Benny Feilhaber

  • Fears germs, babies, and marriage.

Hobbies:

  • iPhone
  • The internet
  • TV

Relationship Notes:

  • Once worked with Chris and Nicole.
  • Knows Brandon and John through Chris and Nicole.
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